Hey. Are you listening?

Listen to this if you want to take great photographs
Listen to this if you want to read more
Listen to this if you want to be heard
Listen to this if you want to get more likes
Listen to this if you wanna write better music
Listen to this if you want to bake your own bread
Listen to this if you want to have more money
Listen to this if you wanna be more popular
Listen to this if you want to be more intelligent
Listen to this if you want to lose weight
Listen to this if you want to make people laugh

Listen I’m not gonna tell you want to listen to, but…

Listen to this if you want to stop global warming
Listen to this if you want world peace
Listen to this if you want to end racism
Listen to this if you want to feed the world

Listen…

Listen to this if you wish you had the power of invisibility
Listen to this if you want x ray vision
Listen to this if you want to spread almond butter and rhubarb jelly onto a hot crumpet and then eat it whilst sliding down a never-ending water slide

Listen to this if you’d like a pet baby elephant that never gets old
Listen to this if you’d like to lie in a bath of warm olive oil and marbles
Listen to this if you’d like to draw a massive penis on the moon that can be seen from Earth

Hey are you listening?

Listen to this if you want more followers
Listen to this if you want to draw people
Listen to this if you want to meet your heroes
Listen to this if you want to be more productive
Listen to this if you want to get more sleep
Listen to this if you want to communicate with animals
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Listen to this if you want to do more for charity
Listen to this if you want to be a better parent

Listen to this if you want to live for 200 years
Listen to this if you want to anonymously control the leader of your country
Listen to this if you’d like to ride a sperm whale
Listen to this if you want to write a book
Listen to this if you want to be small enough to ride a kitten
Listen to this if you want to know who’s thought about you while they masturbate
Listen to this if you wish it was 23 degrees all the time except when you wanna go skiing
Listen to this if you want to be friends with Royal Family
Listen to this if you want to go on a magic carpet ride
And listen to this…if you want to DANCE

Dance

Dance

To Dance

To Dance

Listen to this if you ever wonder why there’s always...